25:: chissss kek!!

alkisahnye mau pegi tukar bateri jam ksyangan hamba pmberian encek gewe..hepi2 gumbira stelah skian lame tgk jam tu x idop..

saye:: amoi, ade bateri jam x?
amoi:: ade2, ooo ini mcm kne 8 ringgit maa...bole?
saye:: bole2
amoi:: okey, kjap maa sy tukar


so amoi tu pong tukar ler...bile da masuk bateri, mau lihat la itu hasilnye..tp alih2.....


amoi:: ooo ini jam suda rosak maa,,jarum da jatuh
saye:: haaa???what???td sy br jer tgk b4 sy bagi kat awk tukar bteri..okey jerrrrrrrrrrr
amoi:: eh takdelah, mmang mcm ni
saye:: eh amoi, td br jer sy tgk, u jgn nk macam2,.,baiki la balik jarum tu,,u yg buat jd cmtu
amoi:: mane ade maaa,,,i mmg tgk da cmni..ni da tabole baiki da ni,, mmang rosak terus
saye:: so???????????????tu bkn mslh saye amoi, mane bole mcm ni, td i bagi kat u okey jer lah

gua da panass da time ni...bole die wat muke kat gua plak..amboi2 amoi, lu jgn nk klentong ngn gua eh..br jer td gua tgk okeyyy jer jam tuh..jgn nk macam2, ade kne bom nt kdai lu...huh

amoi:: cmni lah,i kasi u satu jam free lah
saye:: eh, sy tak nak jam baru, sy nk u btolkan balik jam ni
amoi:: dah tabole da ni

cissss cm hampeh....geram giler kot!!!! jam tu sy SAYANGGGGGG sgt2,,my birthday present last year...uwaaaaaaa....mase ni da cm nk bgenang da air mate....lu jgn nk gores hati n prasaan gua amoi...nt i melalak kat kdai ni, kompirm lu ttup kedai trus

maka brmulalah detik2 mcemaskan...gua nanges beb.....soksek soksek..malu pun ade gak nngis dpan amoi ni...die tgk jer pastu mule la mau pjuk2 asek tnye2 "sape kasi u jam ni, u plih la yg same mcm u punye jam"..amboi2 lu amoi, manyak ckp ye..lau ade pon patern sme, mmg xkn same punye...xde sentimental value tahu?????

arghhh ttekan dgn kjadian ini, maka sy mmnggil mmber sy, suh diorg tlg plihkan jer sbb amoi tu da mndesak sgt suh amik jam lain..lau x amek satu cm rugi plak ek, da la yg ni rosak, pastu konon2 nk ego xnak amik, bia amoi ni mnyesal s'umur idup, tros ttup kdai..kekekekeke...bile pkirkan btapa materialistik nye sy ini, lalu mmerintahkan mber sy yg plihkan satu jam....maka sy pun melarikan diri mnangis2 ksdihan..lantak ler org nk tgk pun, aslkan trbuang sgale air mata ini....sy mmg tabole tgk muke amoi ni, rse cm nk cium2 jer..huh..so b4 amoi ni kne cium, bek cabut lari trussssss...maka trjadilah proses ngadu ngaduan..

NN: awk2, amoi kdai jam ni rosakkan la jam yg awk bagi sy tu

ZA:: ha?nape die rosakkan, cner leh rosak?

NN:: ntah amoi ni..abes jarom trcabot..brengset btoll..uwaaa sy da nangis da awk

ZA:: alolo..dah2 jgn nngis, nt sy blikan awak jam baru

NN:: tak same daaa.............sobsob (konon...kekekeke..dlm hati mlonjak2 gumbira nt ade dua jam baru, jam amoi ngn jam dari encek gewe,,hoyeah2 nt bole pkai dua2 tgn...gile materialistik weh)

itulah kisah nyer ksedihan mlanda..ingat nk upload gmba jam2 trsebut mnggunakan kamera laptop tp xpelah, luka weh luka!!! robek rabak hati gua...da la pg td mode jiwang jiwangan sbb da ditinggalkan encek gewe bberapa hari yang lalu sbb mahu mncari nafkah utk mase depan kami bdua...kekekeke..statement bole mnybabkan simptom2 awal anda sdg mngandung.....blueekkkk

sekian, Salam Maal Hijrah, jgn marah2,,,chilll


yang kesedihan, 

24:: khas utk operator

Salam.....
sy adalah malas
jd update pun adalah malas
ade tbace satu artikel khas utk sape2 yg suke angkat talipon yg agak2 da bosan asek ckp mende same je kan?
so, bole la lau nak selamber jer buat si pmanggil rse cm nk hempas talipon!

Soalan: haloo, may i speak to bedah please?

Jawapan: maap.sini bukan balai polis.

Soalan: haloo, siapa disana?

Jawapan: ntah. saya kat sini,mane le saya tau 

sape kat sane..

Soalan: haloo, boleh saya bercakap ngan bapak 

awak?

Jawapan: nak cakap cakap je ler. buat ape tanye 

saya.

Soalan: haloo, boleh sambungkan ke nombor 

323?

Jawapan: maap cik,nombor tak boleh 

disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.

Soalan: haloo, mak ade rumah?

Jawapan: mak takde rumah.bapak ade pasal 

rumah ni bapak yang beli.

Soalan: haloo timah, buat ape tu?

Jawapan: kan ke saya tengah bercakap ngan awak kat tepon ni..

Soalan: boleh saya bercakap ngan siti?

Jawapan: maap.nombor yang anda dail tidak mahu 

memberikan perkhidmatannye... time kacih.

Soalan: haloo, tolong panggilkan samad. saya 

nak bercakap dengannye.

Jawapan: sila panggil sendiri.saya sibuk.maap

Soalan: halloo......

Jawapan: haloo. pusat sakit mental disini. anda ingin mendaftar?

Soalan: haloo, saya nak tumpang bertanya...

Jawapan: maap. ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.

Soalan: haloo, betul ke ini nombor 3234412?

Jawapan: sila dail sekali lagi. kalau saya masih menjawab betul le tu.

Soalan: assalammualaikum...

Jawapan: waalaikummussalam..(tupp!..terus letak tepon.salam kite wajib jawab)

~~LOL~~

sumber kopi n teh: sini

hugss..
konduktor bas,

23:: sukenye

suke

fullstop!

jgn komen byk2, nt kne tngkap masuk ISA

yg tgh suke...
konduktor bas,

22: Love Letter

Dear u,

It's not very long since I've known u, but u've changed me and my life after peeping into it. I've given u d best position in my heart and my life. Though it has not been long but still we've been so close to each other in just a short span of time. I hope to 've a very loving and long life with u.

I hope u feel the same for me. I here by commit all my love and life to u. I love and adore u. u r  every thing for me. I promise to bring u stars u dreamt of and would strive to bring you all happiness of life. Your sweet talks and your lovely smile has added the spice in my life which has been tasteless all the while.

I feel so warm and affectionate in ur arms and feel as if my life begins and ends with u. When u are not around, I just feel I should keep reading your lovely sms again and again. I feel more happy the closer I am to you. For me love is life and love is u. I love to talk to u on phone and my talks never end. 

There is always a new topic to share with u. I can indeed share every minute and every silly incidence of my life with u. I have wowed u from the very day I met u. Your entry in my life was out of the blue, but yes, it has brought several new things. Now I can see the rainbow in my life and feel the beauty of everything around me. Life had indeed become barren prior to meeting u and as if u brought oasis to my life.

I used to feel strange how people can sing luv songs, and write luv stories, but after meeting u I feel even I can do that. u've favored me with that lovely environment that I hear music in the background. Today I can understand the deep meanings of the luv notes printed and published in the magazines and on the net. The deeper u dive in, the better u understand the beauty of luv.

thanks 4 d luv n life..

ur suwithart,

footnote: it's not a show off feeling,,but juz a little appreciation dedicated to encek gewe

entry 21:: happy anniversary

Hepi 25th Anniversary Ummi & Abah

luv u both so much..mmuaaahhhhh

hugss..
konduktor bas,

entry 20:: nenek2 si bongkok 5

somehow...

rse cm klihatan tua dr usia sbenar

bile stress = muncung bole ikat ngn getah

bile bdepan dgn supervisor = kening bkerut sribu

belum lg kne marah

lau kne marah = seribu kerut + muncung getah

klau org ckp umur 30 pun bole

mcm mane tanak stress eh?

tanak seribu kerut ngn muncung getah

huwaaaaa

somehow jugak..

rse cm da give up dgn smua ni

rse cm klau xdpt phd pun xpe lah

tapi

since i've come to this far

juz go on with it

b patient

Allah always with us

shooohhhh! go away seribu kedut ngn muncung getah

kmbalikan zmn 'eh awk nmpk mcm br abis pmr'

wah blink blink

so, snyum sokmo

inhale the +ve, exhale the -ve one

hugss..

konduktor bas,

entry 19:: celup2 kaki di sungai kat perak

act da lme da entry ni

tp smpan smpai kepam kat dlm draft

hehe

ritu 16-17 oct sy ngn mber2 klab SRC trsayang g men air kat perak

oh sgt la beshhhh

wpun mahal, tp beshhh sgttt

mari lyn gmbar2 okeh

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16hb (ngah tunggu flight)

okey, mari bgerak

                                             

kami mmulakan prjalanan dlm lbeh kurang pkul 3 ptg

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smpai sudah di tol gopeng dkat2 pkul 12 kot klau xsilap

disebabkan kami adalh foreigner, maka kami kne bjalan2 makan angin di tgh2 mlm buta ini utk mnuju ke limousin yg tgh tunggu kitorang

taraaa

ini adalah limousin kami..mncabar sehh nek mende alah ni

ini adalah lori okey

rse cm nk tumbang tbalik  ttonggeng sbb nek bukit kan..uissshhh

tp sgt fun sbb angin sepoi2 mbelai2 rambutku yg pnjng mngurai..eh, free hair ke i??

spnjang nek limousin ni, kitorng kne carefull sbb byk rnting2 pkok yg mnjalar....mnjalar ke eh??ape2 la ayat2 yg sdap utk rnting pkok........sbb lau x, nt hidung boleh hilang sparuh, pipi bole koyak rabak..mklumla, limousin ni open air kan..da la drivernye bwk sgt lah laju..klau kne libas dgn ranting mmg mabeless la....wuwuwu

after jakun nek lori ni, kami pun slamat smpai kat kem Murni dlm lbeh kurang pkul 1 pg..da smpai tu, yg laki psg fly, yg pompuan plak psg khemah..after siap smua, kitorang pun mmulekan aktiviti melantak mnunaikan tnggungjwb pade perut

masing2 masak n mkn dgn grup masing2

da jd adat budak2 ni, bile perut da knyang, kitorg akn teruskan aktiviti men game..time ni sgt best sbb masing2 have fun bgelak ktawa men game tgh2 mlm buta smpai kne sound ngn pngarah, jgn kuat sgt suara gelak2 tu, kang kuar plak org2 asli yg duk kat sini...so kitorg diam la jap, pastu bsing balik..huuaahhuaaahhh

then, dlm pkul 3.30, mata da layu..lau ikutkan nk jer men game lagi, tp nt xbgn lak pg sok,sia2 jer dtg jauh2..so, kitorg pun mmksa la mata kitorg utk brehat..

ok, mari tbungkang bramai2

yg laki brmesra kat luar rmai2

lau nk lagi mesra, sorok2 la skit bwh fly

gadis2 tdo dlm khemah, br lah sopan skit nk tbungkang kan??sy kat dlm khemah yg kiri tu..hikhik perlu ke nk gtau???

zzzzZZZZZzzzZZZZz

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kookk keeekk kkoook bunyi ayam

okey guys....gud morning!!

kem Murni pd waktu pagi..nice kan?

da bgn, smyg subuh, lapa smula, so mkn lagi

breakfast time

da siap bfast, kemas2 then kitorg start warm up bdn

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

amboi bang..smangat???

 ps warm up, briefing jap smntara tunggu abg2 guide n limousin kitorg smpai

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yeay limousin smpai

wah suke???

gerak

gerak

gerak

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sampai

after pkai2 smua klngkapan tuk rafting, abg2 guide tu bg briefing kat kitorang psl rules mase nek raft tu

ape order2 yg akn guide kasi mase kite nek raft

move to left guys

move to the right guys

paddle forward

paddle backward

hold on

boom boom boom (ni mase smpai stream yg laju n dlam)

klau da tkeluar dr raft tu, lpas kan jer tali, juz ikut arus air

ble lemas, jerit help help help

focus focus focus

oh sungguh, wa ckp lu, cuakkkkk.......mau x pucat muke sy neh..huwaaaaa...rse ttbe nk blk..umi abah huwaaa....menjeng gueng sngguh...tp kan btul cuakk..yolah kan, men dlm air..da la tatau brenang..lau lemas guano bro??

thats y ade kne wat water cnfident,,die ajar kite cner nk rilek2 dlm air,,jgn panik2 ye adik kakak..kepit kaki, luruskan ke dpan, lau ade batu kat depan, sepak jer..pastu kayuh2 skit gne kaki ngn tgn...ah, ckp mmg snang, tp gua yg kne buat smua tu...ingat senang ke????

mari mulekan dgn water cnfident

point 1: adelah sy tgh mbaca sgale doa yang ade.cuak beb tgk sorang2 lalu kat air deras gtu

point 2: adelah tmpat kitorang dilepaskan.mule2 kne dduk cm baring gtu, pastu guide akn lpaskan kite.nt guide kate 'nt korang luruskan kaki ke dpn, pastu kayuh2 skit gne tgn ngn kaki sbb nk elak kne batu kt tgh2 tu.lau x, mmg vontot anda akn lebam'..uwaaaa,,,mase ni da ggil kpale lutut..da la aset sy yg satu ni nipis jer, lau kne batu mmg kaw2 la sakit..okeh, mule doa skarang...

ha tgkk...sile zoom muke yg cuak nih..mule2 lpas tu, kaki da tkangkang2, pastu cpt2 ttup, ingat guide tu ckp nt kne batu, kirim salam lah,,mmang sgt skit kot..da siap2 ttup kaki yg tkangkang tu, kayuh2 plak..eyaahhh eyaahhh pusing2 jgn lnggar batu..tp cm xbhasil jer kayuhan ku..uwaaa...mulut da tkumat kamit smpai da penuh masuk air, pastu telan..dlm hati xyah ckp la jntung dupdapdupdap..time kat cni okey lagi, bole nmpk muke,,kat dpan sket cm dlm dan laju lagi, mmg tnggelam tpusing2..wuwuwu...tp bile da smpai tmpt rmai2, da lega sgt2 n rse cm nk wat lg skali..hahaha blagak sudah...water cnfident nih nk ajar kite cner nk btindak dlm k'adaan tenang..jgn panik lau dlm air, nt lagi lemas....cakap jer tahu, tapi bile kne buat, xtahu..hukhuk

giler stylo encek gewe nih...pe skill bro???mmndangkan gmba ni stylo, kite kasi besar sket..very hepi meri go round plak die sorang..smpat ag die posing2..ak dah tkumat kamit kat cni, die rilek jer posing....ke sbb vontot da kne gesel batu, so nk cover sakit, wat2 la posing..hehehe...tul x encek gewe??haha

okey, da siap smua water cnfident,,lets rafting guys!!

my grup

cncentret kat yg kt tgh2 tu,,giler smangat..td pnakut sgt..haha

sangat2 best okey...lau ade pluang ag, komperm pegi..sgt best...like like like..

ble da abis tu, mari mulekan sesi bmain2 & sesi bgambar

ini namenye men game ketapi...ponponpon..best2

ketapi lagi

dan lagi..:-)

 ini pulak game knk2 ribena xpernah jumpe air men simbah2 air

~the end~

akhirnye, brakhir suda rafting kitorng...tp rse xpuas sbb best sgt..huhu..after da blk kem smule, makan2, mandi2 kemas2, kitorang pun start brangkat pulang..babai kem Murni..

bile da bjalan2 di tgh hari buta, peluh da mrembes2 dlm baju, haruslah disalurkan ekon ke dlm baju bile da nek bas..mintak maap ye org sbelah n org kat blakang lau2 tbau2 ssuatu yg enak..hehehehe

gmba last bsame2 ngn abg2 guide

tenkiu abg2 guide, len kali jumpe lagi...

daaaa~~~

p/s:: sy sayang kelab ni sbb dlm kelab ni lah encek gewe mule mngorat saya..hukhuk..(kan2 encek gewe?)

hugss..

konduktor bas,